Vanessa “mailto:tom.zytaruk@surreynowleader.com" Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. They’re… theaters, sorta. People playin roles—some sad, some cocky. Reminds me of WALL-E, ya know? That lil robot, scurryin round, lovin somethin broken. “Directive!” he’d squeak, all cute n desperate. Imagine him rollin into a brothel—beepin at the girls, tryin to fix em with his boxy lil hands. “Eee-vah!” he’d cry, seein some dame in fishnets. Cracks me up, picturin that—pure lil soul in a filthy world.